If you were the Princess boss of the ship would you ban a kid on formal night wearing a t-shirt and shorts accompanied by his formally dressed parents? No, it should be the required dress for all kids. Would you ban a gentleman on formal night with long sleeve shirt and tie and no jacket? Not at all, you've described me to a T. Would you ban a guy on formal night wearing an outlandish Scottish costume? Nope, we all need something to laugh at during dinner.
Would you ban swim suits from being worn in Horizon Court unless they are worn by hot chicks? Only if I can choose who gets in.
Would you ban electric scooters from being parked all night in the hallway? Nope, it gives the kids something to play with.
Would you ban noisy kids running the halls, banging on doors and playing elevator tag? I wouldn't let them on the ship to start with.
Would you ban banging laundry room doors? Remove the laundry & make it a pay per minute smoking room with a TV.
Would you ban smelly passengers who forgot to change their depends? Only if they were in the hot tubs.
Would you ban old sugar daddies showing off their trophy blonds on the dance floor? Nope, that's my goal in life.
Would you ban families who let their kids make a ton of goofy poses and take up all the time on formal photo sets? Charge them for every shot.
Would you ban Cruise Directors from making activity announcements on all decks all day long? Let them babysit the kids.
Would you ban blasting music in Princess Theater and on deck? Nope, but no amplifier's allowed.
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Would you ban Suite passengers jumping the line coming back to the ship? One offense & take away all privileges.
Would you ban talkers during the day in Skywalkers while you are up there trying to read? Yep
Would you ban smoking in the casino? NO. It makes lots of money, but I would keep the doors shut to the show lounge to keep the stench from coming in.
Would you ban cell phones in all public areas? That an easy solution. Increase the rates to $10 per minute & subsidize my cruise rate.
Would you ban the Captain from blowing the fog horn every x minutes all night long out in the middle of the vast ocean when it's foggy? Nope, but open the bar for free drinks since I can't sleep I might as well have some fun.
Hey, I'm just asking? Tell me what you think. Speak your mind. This isn't CC where you must guard your every word for fear of being banned. Hell, I almost gave up posting on CC. They remove most of my comments anyway.
If you were boss of the ship would you
Ban "certain" asian groups from pushing others aside so they can get to the front? Only the ones carrying a camera.
Ban ugly art work from being displayed in hallways and near elevators? Yep
Ban the ship photographers from halting the embarkation lines in the terminal? Hell yes, so my wife can't make me pose for any more.
Ban the ship photographers from the dining rooms? Go ahead & shoot, I stop eating for nothing or no one.
Ban the smutty "Newlywed game" and all smutty comedians? Nope, I'd hire Andrew Dice Clay.
Ban the Princess Theater singers from lip syncing. Ditto for band music fake syncing? Make them all sing & play without amps.
Ban watered down drinks at Captain Circle parties? They've stopped already.Everyone gets a couple for one real drink of choice.
Ban the wakey wakey show from being produced the day before? Yep, since there to cheap to give all the winners prizes.
Ban the personal choice dining rooms from having times for only fixed seating? I'd hang the Maitre D' for taking bribes to provide special treatment.
Ban all sale tables from deck seven during prime time? I'd have them just move the tables outside on the promenade deck...near the bow.
Ban the employment of cabin stewards who don't know how to make towel animals? Make them stay with RCI or Disney.
What about banning the whiners on CC who are up in arms with the stopping of lunch in the DR on port days. - All 50 of them. "I simply can't eat buffet food.....my doctor says so."
What about banning the people who can't stand others from bringing on to much wine or God forbid, alcohol

....."You're going to spoil it for the rest of us."
What about the people who order multiple dishes on the menu just to have a taste.
I guess I've got to much time on my hands today. 